[ashesh]

The doggies held a conference. They came from near and far, some of them by aeroplane and some by motor car. They gathered in the hallway to sign the visitors book.
Then each dog took his a$$hole off and hung it on a hook.
When they were assembled, each pure breed dame and sire, some dirty rotten ba$tard came in and shouted "FIRE". The dogs were in a panic, they had no time to look, so each dog grabbed an a$$hole, off the nearest hook.
The dogs were very angry, it really made them sore, to wear anothers a$$hole, they'd never worn before, so that is why you'll always see, a dog will leave a bone, to sniff anothers a$$hole, to see if it's his own.

[ashesh]

Three women walk in a pet shop.

Suddenly the parrot yells out, "White, pink, blue."

The first ladie says, "That's funny, I'm wearing white underwear."

The others then say, "No way, we are wearing pink and blue."

To test the parrot, the next day, all of them wore white and the parrot shouted, "white ! white ! white!"

The three women are amazed.

The final test was the third day, just as they walk in the parrot yelled, "Bald, curly and straight!"

They never went there again!!

[ashesh]

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.

The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.'

'Very good! And what is it used for?'

'It is used for headache.'

The second pupil said: 'Nytol'

'Excellent. And what it is used for?'

'To help you sleep.'

Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra'

'Johnny, what is it used for?'

'I think it can be used for diarrhea.'

'Who told you this?'

'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder.'

[aj_zone]

2nd and last one was good lol
but didnt get the 1st one

[pri2sh]

i also did not get 1st one 2nd 1 and 3rd was good

[devilbatista]

LOL. funny one. good hai jokes.